_{Hi, our names are Ruby and Bailey and we are the 2 ic’s for today.}

 

                       

 

_{We have decided to share with you some of our favourite animal  jokes.}

_{Animal Jokes}

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

an alarm cluck .

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

 because it was stuck to the chicken .

What did the cat say when he lost all of his money?

 I’m paw .

 What is a French cats favourite pudding? chocolate mouse .

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

 A carrot .

Why don’t you play games in the jungle? because there’s always going to be a cheater .

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

 Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls .

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny.

Why did the cow cross the road ?

To get to the moooon .

 

We hope you liked our jokes as much as we do.

 

 

Movin March

Moving March has started. Make sure you keep walking because you could get a ruler, a slap band, a sticker and a whanau point . Mr Brunton  will be looking so will some of the 10 , 11 and 12 year olds. They will be asking you if you walked to school out side the front gate and back gate .

This page was made by Bailey and Ruby .

 Thank you for reading.